[1] Ooh Fred come to bed   Cos my Max had sex   With his sexy ex   Oh Fred come to bed   Baby I won't let your dreams get wet      Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue   Don't you worry don't be sorry   I'll come back to you   Just one more night with my poor old ex   She's only lonely we don't have sex   I'm Max Max Max   Baby please stay cool and just relax   I'll soon be back but if you feel sad   Just go and talk to my friend Fred      [repeat 1]      [2] Ooh Fred come to bed   Baby you will get   A love you never had   So Fred come to bed   Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh      I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred   Baby he's the best friend I've ever had   It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred   And anything you ever wanted you will get   Call Fred Fred Fred   And you will find it's not so bad   It's just one night - baby you'll get through   Tomorrow I'll be back with you      [repeat 1]      [repeat 2]      Oooh Fred come to bed      Oh my Max had sex   With his ex last night   Cos he loves her ass and tits   So I tell you Fred   Come into my bed   If you don't - I will call up Fritz