HELP ME DR. DICK      I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick   And when you're feeling sick   Babe, I know a trick   It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright   Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight   I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick   And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick   So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper   I will touch you, I will touch you, ddddeeper      Come on, please help me, doctor Dick   I need your love, I feel so sick   I need a kick and you're so big   Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper   Help me, doctor Dick   My fever's rising, please come quick   I know you know a little trick   Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper      Come on, help me, doctor Dick   Come on, doctor, help me quick   Dddddeeper   Come on, help me, doctor Dick   Come on, doctor, help me quick   Dddddeeper      I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick   Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tick   So lay down, hey, lay down   I will check what is wrong   So, gather thrill technical, it moves you along   I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick   I can make you feel good   And you can make me big   And for sure, got a cure   Cause you're not a peeper   I will touch you, I will touch you, dddeeper      [chorus]