{big daddy kane:}   Hey, you know, [name]   I'm findin it very hard to understand   The lifestyle of young ladies today   {male voice:}   Yo, they're hard to figure out, gee   They need a sincere leader   {big daddy kane:}   You know, I've heard it said   You gotta use what you got to get what you want   But I think they're usin a little bit too much when they flaunt   You know   [name], you know, ehm   I don't understand the way these girls is rolling today, man   How about you, man?    {male voice:}   Yo, let me tell you somethin, gee   If they ain't lying they tryin to do some other - wildness   {big daddy kane:}   I know, I know   It's like girls promisin you thomas's   And can't even cook toast, right?    What I'm tryin to tell you, man, is...   They just ain't no damn good   No damn good   Check it out      [verse 1]   Now there's this girl named monique   The type of female that you consider a freak   A big-time player playin like a drum beat   You think her address is 21 hump street   She step out every night to swing   With her lee press-on's and a nefertiti ring   Bamboo earrings all big and lookin silly   With extensions hangin down like milli vanilli   And every wednesday night at the apollo   First kid she saw with jewerly she'd follow   And monique would be ready to sleep   With the first kid in a benz or a cherokee jeep   Strung out and givin up the nappy dug out   You're on the critical list, about to pull the plug out   So here, nympho, here's some good info   Stop takin em putts and close your legs, toots   Cause I remember you was one of a kind and a fine - hm   I once was infatuated by the things that you do   But now you're doodoo   It's all about respectin yourself   In order to gain respect from anyone else   Treat yourself like a real woman should   Cause bitch, you ain't no damn good         That's right, there's a lotta young ladies out here   That just ain't no damn good   {female voice:}   But hold up minute   There's a lotta guys out there that ain't no damn good either   {big daddy kane:}   Oh yeah?    {female voice:}   Yeah, cause I had to tell one the other night   That his thing had too many 'nots' in it   {big daddy kane:}   What you mean by too many 'nots'?    {female voice:}   Not big enough, not hard enough, and not long enough   {big daddy kane:}   Yeah, aight   But check this here out      [verse 2]   Well now, here's another story   About this kid by the name of corey   A hustler with game tryin to make a name   That was his aim, but his lifestyle was lame   Cause he would front like it wasn't even funny   About his girl, his car, and his money   Pullin out a knot every place   But every single bill had washington's face   And he went beyond exaggeration   To lie about his means of transportation   Because he said he had a benz car   Come to find out, it was his friend's car   Talk about simple chronic halitosis   Damn, his breath was ferocious   He had an odor that just won't quit   Smelled like he washed in oil of oh shit   Tellin girls he's daddy long-strokin   (shit, you must be jokin)   Cause he ain't got no bitches   And couldn't hurt a virgin if her pussy had stitches   See, corey, there's a lot you're missin   Seems to me, you ain't got a pot to piss in   So let's get one thing understood   Muthafucka, you ain't no damn good      {prince paul:}   The moral of the story is   The majority of the population of males and females today   Are just no damn good