If I'd have known I'd a' get this high I'd have put in a flight plan   Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me   Cause this is damn good shit we've got here and smoking   Damn good shit, whoo-eee      Way out here outback there's nothing grows all that much   Except these little weeds right here that just sorta popped up   So I tried to burn the bastards off but when I caught the breeze   Done a cartwheel backflip naked fuckin' landed in a tree      So I tried to bury some right over there in that there field   City guy come by one day and said he'd by the whole damn yield   So I sold the lot, cold hard cash and bought the place next door   Sowed some seeds and grew another hundred acres more      If I'd have known I'd a' get this high I'd have put in a flight plan   Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me   Cause this is damn good shit we've got here and smoking   Damn good shit, whoo-eee      Superman come down from there, I gotta talk to you   I think I know just what you're on cause look, I've got some too   A whole damn field of rocket fuel so here's just what we'll say   We'll just tell 'em that it's kryptonite and keep then cunts away      Superman, your eyes are bulging from your head and I can tell   That you'd love to pick a little bit there and take home for yourself   Look well I don't mind cause I've got lots, just as long as you don't tell   I'll get you another hessian bag old son, go on just help youself      If I'd have known I'd a' get this high I'd have put in a flight plan   Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me   Cause this is damn good shit we've got here and smoking   Damn good shit, whoo-eee      If I'd have known I'd a' get this high I'd have put in a flight plan   Alert aircraft in the area, watch out for me   Cause this is damn good shit we've got here and smoking   Damn good shit, whoooooooooo-eee