Good morning operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have 4 double seven 3 1 zero 4    I'm sorry sir I missed that, could you repeat just what you said    FOUR double seven thwee one zero four did you get it then?     Could you speak a little slower four double seven's all I got    Thwee one zero four are you bloody deaf or what?     Well look I got the first part I just didn't get the last    Well you can stick that fuckin fone up yer fuckin arse    Chorus  Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse  You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard  I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart  So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse    Now the great big guy from telecom came to disconnect the phone  For breach of regulations just a couple of days ago,   You upset our operator with a pretty nasty call    What's she fuckin on about, it all her fuckin fault    Well she claims that it was all your fault she really was distressed    What about your customers, she upset me first    Well we got her written statement which shortly will be read  But it might help if you'd recall exactly what you said    I said  Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse  You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard  I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart  So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse    Well that's really just not on sir, it's just not on at all  You must use common etiquette if you wish to make a call  And please and thank you also helps you can't speak to her like that    Well please and bloody thank you won't you fuckin tell her that!   And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shit  Perhaps if you apologised it just may help a bit.    Apologise, apologise apologise to who?     Just come in and ask for operator forty two    Good morning, Can I help yo, Is there something I can do?     Yes I'd like to speak to operator forty two    I'm sorry sir I missed that could you repeat just what you said    Oh shit I don't believe it here we fuckin go again.  Look it's operator 42 I'll just write it down    Oh Operator 42 I'll see if she's around    Gee they're bloody useless I sure that they're all deaf  No wonder that I did me twis no wonder what I said  Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse  You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard  I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart  So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse    Now they make you sit around and wait all bloody day  Just so they can make you sweat an have the final say  That's like the public service they make you scrape an bow  Aaah shitt she's fuckin UGLY if that's her comin now.    I'm Operator 42, I'm busy, make it fast    Did a bloke tell you to stick a fuckin phone right up your ass    Yes he did the filthy animal, I remember now    Well you better fuckin brace yourself cos he's bring it around  An you can Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse  You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard  I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart  So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse    Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse  You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard  I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart  So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse