Look who's advertising   Billboards everywhere   See Hellacious Acres   Your tailor made nightmare      Traffic is backed up for miles   Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles   Steady, steady have your tickets ready   Steady, steady      Go to hell after dark it's a sin filled city   An amusement park   It's a one way ticket to the other side   It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde      See Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars   And Tricky Dicky barkin'   Flashin' you his pardon   Jack the Ripper slashin' your tires      Oh, even the devil needs money   Even the president need money to cover his overhead   That's why he opened Hellacious Acres   Or so his press agent said      Hang out with heavies your partners in crime   Forget the consequences, have a good time   Steady, steady have your tickets ready   Steady, steady      Go to hell after dark it's a sin filled city   An amusement park   It's a one way ticket to the other side   It's a Dr. Jekyll it's a Mr. Hyde      Get down and study suspicion and doubt   At Hellacious Acres   Listen mischief makers   Admission's free you pay to get out