You don't have to shout   >from now on I'm out of the kitchen   What's more I can't stand your cigarette brand   And I switchin'   I'm unhappy with things the way they've occurred   It is time to face facts and not mince a word   Certain parties with bird brains are getting the bird!   Au revoir, fare thee well, and good-bye   And I'll tell you why      A funny thing happened on my way to love   I lost the young fellow I've been dreaming of   He changed while I waited and hoped for his call   Into someone who's no fun at all   So I'll start forgetting   What else can I do?    And much thanks for letting me practice on you   It's farewell my lovely   Excuse please my dust   Unravel and travel and lust      No tears   No hurt surprise   It's with a pleasant glow I realize   If I have that much love so deep true and strong   All ready to hand my dear mister wrong   To stew both the treasures, the joy and delight   I'll give to my own mister right.      So hasta lavista, factah, toodle-ooh   The world will keep turning but nut around you   There's someone else waiting who's more than a friend   Best wishes and dishes I'll send   So      So long, I'm on my way   And may I say   If I had this much love so deep true and strong   All ready to hand you my dear mister wrong   Just think of the treasures the joy and delight   I'll give   As long as I live   Day and night   To my own mister right!