Look at yourself, if you had sense of humor   You would laugh to beat the band   Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor   That romance is simply grand?      Since you took it right on the chin   You have lost that bright toothpaste grin   My mental state is all a-jumble   I sit around and sadly mumble      Fools rush in so here I am   Very glad to be unhappy   I can?t win but here I am   More than glad to be unhappy      Unrequited love?s a bore   And I've got it pretty bad   But for someone you adore   It?s a pleasure to be sad      Like a straying baby lamb   With no mammy and no pappy   I?m so unhappy but, oh so glad