When on foreign shores I am   Very truly yours I am   But if inclined to play I am   Sweetheart, that's the way I am      When in Spain for reasons I don't explain   I remain enjoying a brew   Don't deplore my fondness for fundador   You know how a fundador can lead to a few      And baby when in Rome I do as the Romans do   If per chance I'm saying farewell to France   And romance drops in from the blue   Cherchez l'amour I beg of you please endure   My taking a brief detour with somebody new   It's just that when in Rome I do as the Romans do      And though from Italy I lied to you prettily   Oh don't think of me bitterly   But know that I'm true      Except now and then in Rome   I get that old yearn in Rome   And naturally when in Rome   I do as the Romans do      E molto difficile resistere agli uomini d?Italia   Per esempio, per esempio i biondi   I biondi di Fiorenze, di Venezia   E i bruni di Palermo, di Milano   You know what I mean?      If I write happily   Best wishes from Napoli   Don't cable me snappily   To tell me we're through      'Cause I'm once again in Rome   In somebody's den in Rome   Well honeybunch, then in Rome   I do as the Romans do      So just disregard the signs and the omens   When in Rome I do as the Romans do   Veni, vidi, Vince?