I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball   It's not so much the game I like it's the hats   See this white band around my neck? it's nice!   It's not just fashion   Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats      I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse   I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice   I couldn't care less how old are ernie and bert   I couldn't care less what's under kd lang's skirt      Shaggy said to velma, "hey now velma how you doing? "   And velma said "jinkies shag I'm just fine."   Then daphne said to fred "hey let's get drunk down in the forest"   And all night fred was yakking up red wine      I couldn't care less why was fonzie cool   I couldn't care less how sweat hogs do in school   I couldn't care less how do they fill the caramilk bar   I couldn't care less my car says "the door, is ajar."         I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse   I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice   I couldn't care less how old are ernie and bert   I couldn't care less what's under kd lang's skirt      I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth   Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals   When I grow up I'll name my children alice albert and alfred   I'll call them for supper like this, "dinner's ready, al!"      I couldn't care less what morton downey says   I couldn't care less what's on the head of my pez   I couldn't care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?    I couldn't care less why's the super big gulp cheaper   No really, that's ridiculous      I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse   It's ground up antlers   I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice   Apples, cheese, broccoli   I couldn't care less how old are ernie and bert   Their like fourty or something   I couldn't care less what's under kd lang's skirt   I really don't know