Ow, hi, do you have a cold?   Uh, no man, I just suffer from      Allergies, allergies   Allergies, allergies      Allergic to cats, allergic to bees   Allergic to dust, allergic to trees   Allergic to mold, allergic to weeds      My little brother is allergic to meat   My friends' mother is allergic to wheat   Allergic to meat?   Allergic to wheat?   Gotta be tricky finding something to eat      Allergies, allergies   Allergies, allergies      Allergic to dogs, allergic to frogs   Allergic to nuts, I hate the guts   Allergic to smoke, it makes me choke   Allergic to shrimp, I'll blow up like a blimp      I get all itchy, and I start to wheeze   Even if I see a slice of cheese   A slice of cheese? I stat to wheeze   Hang on fellas I'm about to sneeze   Aaa, aaa, aaa, achoo!      Allergies, allergies   Allergies, allergies      Allergic to dogs, allergic to frogs   Allergic to eggs, allergic to legs   Allergic to heads, allergic to beds   Allergic to bark, it makes me snark      Allergic to face, allergic to bass   Allergic to guitars, allergic to the stars   Allergic to you, allergic to me   Allergic to birds, allergic to bees