Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?   Thank you, it's a, it's an alphabet song I'm working on   Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one      A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar   And if you see him would you mind telling him?      Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?   Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?   Bdellium, it's a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B   And then czar? Yeah, it's uh like a Russian czar      You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat   I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words   Right, I see what you're doing      D is for djinn, E for Euphrates   F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies      I thought phone started with a P like a Ph   No, it's F O H N, it's a, it's a kind of wind   Yeah, I know what you mean by wind      G for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour   J for jalapeA+os, good in either corn or flour   Tortillas, let us rhyme      K is for knick knack, L is for llama   Pramma, llama, ding, what's so strange about llama?   Llama, it starts with two L's, what's the second one for?   No idea, I know loser      N for neumonic, M is for mdomo, O is for ouiga board   P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat      Okay, Q qat? What? Yeah, it's uh Q A T, it's an evergreen shrub   It's a perfect scrabble word because it's a Q with no U   There's not many of those, you have too much time on your hands      R is for argyle , no it isn't   Okay, you're right, I couldn't find a good R word   S is for SzA?r, a lovely German river   T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver      U is for urn, but not like earning money   V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny      W for wren, wrinkly and who   X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true   Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot      Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas   And zed's the final letter and by final I mean last      Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends   You really mean Z, right?   No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top?      Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards   Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache   I always thought that was interesting      You done with the alphabet?   No, extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so   This was a great help, I think   With the contribution you made to world literacy      Well, I'm just saying, kids I'm just saying   Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R   Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher   Ah, as opposed to B A C H S      Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov   That's Rochmaninov with a W