I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem      Where is this thing that I call heaven?    What is it doing here on earth?    Who is this holding my umbrella?    Who is this looking up your skirt?       You always wear it with a sense of style   I like to wear it with a smirk   You make me wait for just a little while   I open up my mouth and yell      I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone   Why can't I call you on the phone?    I really don't know   I'm home, you're home, we're all alone   Why can't I call you on the phone?       You always wear it with a sense of style   I like to wear it with a skirt   I'll be ok in just a little while   And I open my big mouth and yell      Did you laugh? did you cry?    Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?    I really don't know   Did you laugh? did you cry?    Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?       Take off, to the great white north   Take off, it's a beauty way to go   Take off, to the great white north   Take off, it's a beauty way to go   (bob & doug loon calls)      Where is this thing that I call heaven?    Did you laugh at that?       What is it doing here on earth?    Did you cry?    Who is this holding my umbrella?    Did you say my name with a sigh?    Who is this looking up your skirt?