I woke up this morning and I felt sick   There's something inside me   I felt it kick   Something's gone wrong   Something's gone wrong   I got a bad headache   I got the shakes   Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache   Could it be so   No it can't be so      Steven page is having a baby   Steven page is having a baby   They said boys could never give birth      I'm feeling kinda special that I'm the one   To bring the world a daughter   Or maybe a son   Well either's just fine   As long as they're mine   And if it's a boy I'll call him godon   And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon   I just like the name gordon      Steven page is having a baby   Steven page is having a baby   They said boys could never give birth      Steven page is playing a solo   Steven page is playing a solo   They said steve could never play jazz      And now it's time for the big morality quiz   Cause I don't know just who the father is   But I don't mind because all I want is a baby   All I want is a kid   Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb   But will I be a daddy or will I be mum   Just call me steve   Just call me steve   And where will it come out when I give birth   Should I sell my story, how much is it worth   You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe      You won't believe it really      Steven page is having a baby   Steven page is having a baby   They said boys could never give birth