Remember when, online was where you hung the wash   And a megabyte was a really big nosh   And if it was a virus you got   You went to the doctor and got a shot, ooh      Internet or interface   Download, upload, database   Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak   They may as well be speaking Greek      Once a floppy disk meant you had a bum back   A hack drove a cab and a burger was a Mac   Modems, chat rooms, DOS and dots   A mouse in your pad? That?s why we had cats      Nowadays, you need a degree from MIT   To operate your own TV   I used to find a channel quicker   When all you needed was one clicker      Listen, I don?t mean to bicker   But now my clicker has a clicker   And each new clicker makes me sicker   If I could only find a clicker to turn all the clickers off