Fanny & chorus   Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows   Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress   Look at me I am shaking all over,   Shaking all over   I'm a mess   Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking   When he comes walking through that door      What'll come walking through that door   A man I never saw in my life before   Oh,   I am so nervous   I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)   I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now)   Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through   Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)      I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)   Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound   Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime   I got a blind date   An with my luck he'll be on time      I got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot)   This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do   What an idiot)   One thing I know is shirley ain't sitting on no shelf   If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural)   She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an   Idiot)   I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)   What do I need from shirley her and her fifty cup   I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up      Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat   Anyway. umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look   Around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that.   Perrfect!   Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear   You didn't see a thing   Oeps there he is!   Now quiet everybody sssh quiet!      Blind date: rosalie? !   Rosalie: oi, oi, oi   Blind date: rosalie? ! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here   Rosalie: smart, smart!   Blind date: I've been stood up, it's news   Rosalie: well it's better than put down   Blind date: this has never happened before   Rosalie: what and ego!   Blind date: rosalie? !   Rosalie: sh, sh, sh!   Rosalie: it worked, it worked!   He never saw me. boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither,   But I can just imagine what a lox that one was.      Rosalie: I got it right her shirley was playing tricks   Voice: no, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong   Rosalie: wait, wait, what that's not right?    Voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph   Rosalie: rudolph who?    Voice: rudolph valentino   Rosalie: get away   Voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia   Rosalie: not the phantom from the opera?    Voice: uh, uh   Rosalie: the sheik from where?    Voice: the sheik from arabia   Rosalie: get away   Voice: that's right   Rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?    Voice: no, no absolutely   Rosalie: get away   Rosalie: well that's what happened I let him get away      What do I'll do now maybe become a nun (that's impossible)   I'm calling shirley maybe she'll bring a gun   Please shirley, even if he's lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall   Having a blind date is better than having   No date, at no time with no one at all.   Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon   Shirley get me out of here!   Oh this one is cute.