I got a job making money for the man   Throwing chicken in the bucket   With the soda pop can   Puke green uniform on my back   I had to set it on fire   In a vat of chicken fat   I leaped on the counter   Like a bird with no hair   Running through the mini mall in my underwear      I got lost downtown   Couldn't find a ride home   Sun went down I got frozen to the bone   'Til a hooker let me share   Her fake fur coat   As I took a little nap   The cops picked up us both   I tried to explain   I was only trying to get warm   I knew I never ever   Should have burnt my uniform   He said:   'Too bad, better bite the bullet hard son'   I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun   And I crawled out the window   With my shadow on a spoon   Dancing on the roof   Shooting holes in the moon      Get busy, get busy, you know it      I ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk   I'm gonna take it all back   And I ain't saying jack   I ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk   I'm gonna take it all back   And I ain't saying jack      Standing right here with a beer in my hand   And my mouth is full of sand   And I don't understand   Fourteen days I been sleeping in a barn   Better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm   Whistling Dixie with the Dixie cup filled   With the barbecue sauce   And the dental floss chill   Big fat fingers pointing into my face   Telling me to get busy   Cleaning up this place   I got bent like a wet cigarette   And she's coming after me   With a butterfly net   Riding on a bloodhound ringing the bell   Black cat wrapped in the road map to hell      Pencil on my leg and I'm trying not to beg   Taking turns baking worms   With the bacon and eggs   Well they got me in a birdcage   Flapping my jaw like a pretzel   In the stars just waiting to fall   So give me what I got to get so I can go   Cause I ain't washing dishes   In the ditch no more      And I ain't gonna work   For no soul sucking jerk   I'm gonna take it all back   And I ain't saying jack   And I ain't gonna work   For no soul sucking jerk   I'm gonna take it all back