Alcohol on my hands, I got plans to ditch myself and get outside   Dancing women throwing plates, decapitating their laughing dates   Swirling chickens caught in flight, out of focus and much to bright   Coming down, shiny teeth, game show suckers trying to breathe   But I got a drug and I got the bug and I got something better than love   How you like me now? Pretty good   Going on, feeling strong      I quit my job blowing leaves, telephone bills up my sleeves   Choking like a one man dustball, freedom rock slimeball talking in code   We went down, lit up the shack, grabbed me a beer out of the sack   Everybody bent over twice, painting the walls, throwing some dice   Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief   And they were singin' like this!       Winos throwing frisbees at the sun, burnt my soul between the bun   Now I'm wounded, now I'm drunk, now I'm runnin' like a flaming pig    Oh yeah, scraping off the attitude, old man eating all my food   Don't be kind, don't be rude, just shake your boots and let it all get loose   Oh yeah, my goodness      Fluffy clouds, lovely rainbows   I'm sad, a soft and snuggly place   Fluffy clouds, I'm sad and unhappy...yppahnu dna das      Winos throwing frisbees at the sun, burnt my soul between the bun   Now I'm wounded, now I'm drunk, now I'm runnin' like a flaming pig   Oh yeah, scraping off the attitude, old man eating all my food   Don't be kind, don't be rude, just shake your boots and let it all get loose      Oh yeah, I like it like that   Oh that is cold   Somebody put a flamethrower on that   Uh-huh, oh my goodness!    Take me down to the depot   Somebody put me down on the bus   Oh yeah, I like it like that   Somebody burn me a plate of sassafrass   Oh yeah...