She took me off my guard with disappointment   I got sucked inside of her apartment   She's got dried up flowers, flaky skin   A beaded necklace, a bottle of gin   She's a nitemare hippy girl   With her skinny fingers fumbling my world   She's a whimsical, tragical beauty   Self-conscious and a little bit fruity      It's a new-age letdown in my face   She's so spaced out and there ain't no space   She's got marijuana on the bathroom tile   I'm caught in a vortex, she's changing my style   She's a nitemare hippy girl   With her skinny fingers fumbling my world   She's a whimsical, tragical beauty   Uptight and a little bit snooty      She's a magical, sparkling tease   She's a rainbow choking the breeze   Yeah oh, she's busting out onto the scene   With nitemare bogus poetry   She's a melted avocado on the shelf   She's the science of herself   She's spazzing out on a cosmic level   And she's meditating with the devil   She's cooking salad for breakfast   She's got tofu the size of Texas   She's a witness to her own glory   She's a neverending story   She's a frolicking depression   She's a self-inflicted obsession   She's got a thousand lonely husbands   She's playing footsie in another dimension   She's a goddess milking her time   For all that it's worth