In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey   Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie   With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables   Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose   Kill the headlights and put it in neutral   Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control   Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D    Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat    Someone came in sayin', I'm insane to complain   About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt   Don't believe everything that you breathe    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve   So shave your face with some mace in the dark   Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park       (Yo, cut it)      Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me      (Double-barrel buckshot)      Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me      Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare    ban all the music with a phony gas chamber    'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag   one's on the pole, shove the other in a bag   with the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job   the daytime crap of the folksinger slob   he hung himself with a guitar string   a slab of turkey-neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing   you can't write if you can't relate   trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate   and my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite   that's chokin' on the splinters      Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me   (Get crazy with the cheeze whiz)    Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me   (drive-by body-pierce)    (yo bring it on down)    soooooooyy....    (chorus backwards)   (I'm a driver, I'm the winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)       Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me   (I can't believe you)    Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me   Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me   [repeat]    (Sprechen sie Deutche, baby)    Soy un perdedor   I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me   (Know what I'm sayin'?)