You taught me to re-align my chakra,    speak to my inner consciousness.    You made me listen to John Butler    and other rubbish that bored me to shit   You wanted to move up the North Coast   where everthing is so much better   Where you can play Djembes on the beach   I used to get mad   I used to get angry   I used to hate everyone i met   You taught me love   You showed me kindness   You painted flowers on my face   And that gave me the shits   Fuck i hated that   but it taught me a valuable lesson too   Now i love everyone but you   We had mushrooms in the morning   I was braindead for eternity   I took my clothes off   you didn't like that   and neither did the check-out chick from coles   i tried to pash the store security   I used to get mad   I used to get angry   I used to be cynical i know   You taught me love   You taught me yoga   You threw the fire around my head.   And that gave me the shits   Fuck i hated that   but it taught me a valuable lesson too    Now i love everyone but you   You wont make me live with no shoes.   Now every full moon i think of last year   and when we went to the bush doof party   And how the acid made the music worse.   I know she had a good heart   when she stood in front of trees.    But she talked out her arse   she could see me aura turning bad.   And that gave me the shits   Fuck i hated that   everyone else i know thanks you.   Now i love everyone but you   I passively resist your coup.