I smoked a pack of cigarettes before midday   I coughed up a lung around one   I can't see a thing through my eyes that sting   I can't remember having so much fun      Well, I've never had so much fun, no I've never had so much fun   I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun      Can't drink the water in Sydney   Can't eat the food in Japan   Can't breath the air in Los Angeles   But a million people think they can      Well, I've never had so much fun, no I've never had so much fun   I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun      These wankers filled up with hatred   Why expect any less   They can't decide about genocide   I think it's time that they took a rest      Well, I've never had so much fun, no I've never had so much fun   I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun      Oh, I try to compensate blindly for mistakes   Try to make things right   For all my redemption I've the best intentions   But it's always ending up in a fight      Well, I've never had so much fun, no I've never had so much fun   I can't remember when I've ever had so much   I can't remember when I've ever had so much   I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun   Well, I can't remember when I've ever had so much fun