I know that we all have differences   I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all   I'm the best guy that you're ever gonna meet   I won't listen to your point of view      'Cause I know, I know   I know      I know every paradox in politics   I've been every place around the world   On every subject I'm a known authority   No need to argue 'cause it won't get through      'Cause I know, I know   I know, I know   I know everything      I know, I know it won't be long   Till all my closest friends have come and gone   Freedom, I don't know what it means   The right to hate is part of me, it seems      I know everything from history   I don't even need to watch the news   I find it easy with my vast intelligence   No one tells me anything new      I often wonder why no one talks to me   They must be threatened by my charm and grace   I know everything about everything   Especially witty when I'm off my face      I know, I know it won't be long   Till all my closest friends have come and gone   Freedom, I don't know what it means   The right to hate is part of me, it seems      I know everything   I know everything