Have fun   And if you can't have fun   Have someone else's fun   'cause someone's sure had mine   They came in, now they're having a whale of a time      You should grow a beard   A beard to tell a thousand stories never told before   A beard to tell you tales while the fireplace roars   The closing of relationships and the opening of doors   The starting of hostilities and the ending of wars      Take care   And if you couldn't care   Take someone else's care   'Cause someone took my care   They were there and then they were not there      We should have a baby   And then I wouldn't feel quite so sad   Then I'd feel like Paul the Saint and not Jack the Lad   A baby that'll make me feel so very glad   I've had alife of booze but that's all I've ever had      'Cause I'm the King of Misery   The Prince of the torn apart   And you're the lighthouse keeper    To the owner of a ship-wrecked heart      Take heart   And if you can't take heart   Take someone else's heart   'Cause someone took my heart   They came in, now I'm torn apart      We should grey together   but not that pigeon chested Trafalgar grey   The grey that greets you on that first October day   The grey of Russian front, whilst wolves bay   And the skeleton of life, that love decays       'Cause you're the Queen of Sadness   The Princess of the House of Pain   And you're the final match   To the holder of this flickering flame      Have Fun