And the women tug their hair    Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out    And all the men are gargoyles    Dipped long in Irish stout       The whole place is pickled    The people are pickles for sure    And no-one knows if they've done more here    Than they ever would do in a jar       This could be Rotterdam or anywhere    Liverpool or Rome    'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere    Anywhere alone    Anywhere alone       And everyone is blonde    And everyone is beautiful    and when blondes and beautiful are multiple    they become so dull and dutiful       And when faced with dull and dutiful    They fire red warning flares    Battle-Khaki personality    With red underwear       This could be Rotterdam or anywhere    Liverpool or Rome    'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere    Anywhere alone    Anywhere alone       The whole place is pickled    The people are pickles for sure    And no-one knows if they've done more here    Than they ever would do in a jar       This could be Rotterdam or anywhere    Liverpool or Rome    'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere    Anywhere alone       This could be Rotterdam or anywhere    Liverpool or Rome    'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere    Anywhere alone