I've seen these people described as mad   But find men kissing too odd   Say all their friends are gay when in fact   They gave a man in tight vest a quick nod      And all those threats if you keep kissing   They're gonna go report you to god   Yet if Christ really had that many disciples   There was probably one of you in his squad      And any news you receive would lead you to believe   Of the other world little is known   So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater   With kids don't try this at home      There are gay men you've knocked homophobics clean out   When most would have turned and ran   Gay men who hate it when they get called queer   And gay men who don't give a damn   Some gay men go wearing women's makeup   Just to prove to themselves they can   And on the masculine side of this whole wide world   There is no 101% man      Those who have only seen Gay Pride   Think it's a life long license to shock   But men have kissed men since way back when   If you were caught you'd be put in a stock      And any news you receive would lead you to believe   Of the other world little is known   So that every gay presenter should really wear a sweater   With kids don't try this at home      There are gay men who've knocked homophobics clean out   When most would have turned and ran   Gay men who hate it when they get called queer   And gay men who don't give a damn   Some gay men go wearing women's makeup   Just to prove to themselves they can   And on the masculine side of this whole wide world   There's no 101% man      And when the Tom Robinson band sang   "Sing if you're glad to be gay"   We all joined in, and though most of us weren't   The song seemed to show us the way      And as the song reached it's end you looked for the friend that   That made singing along feel O.K   It aint San Francisco but your end of term disco   And the dancefloor's beginning to sway      There are gay who've knocked homophobices clean out   When most would have turned and ran   Gay men who hate it when they get called queer   And gay men who don't give a damn      Some gay men go wearing women's makeup   Just to prove to themselves they can   And on the masculine side of this whole wide world   There's no 101% man   Man