Size don´t matter   Well that´s usually true   More important   Is who it´s attached to   But to find a larger tool   Can sometimes be so thrilling   It goes down smooth   Definitely more filling   It´s fat and wide   I can barely get my hand around it   Thick as a can of beer   Waiting for my lips to surround it   When I was young they´d complain   That I had a big mouth   But now it comes in handy   When my beercan boy gets randy   Beercan boy, my beercan boy   Beercan boy, my beercan boy   I want to get him off   And feel his silky jizz   I want to pop his top   And see him spurt and fizz   Look at the head on that brew!   I´ll go down on it and nuzzle it   But no swallowing allowed   Even though i´d to guzzle it   I´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel   Cause with one that big   It´s tough to do anything more   Than oral