I'm a cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot   A fuck bunny, fruitcake, cum superdeli, homo   Uncle Walt, Auntie Mame, little sissy pansy   Fudge-packing butt pirate, drag queen, hairdresser   Interior decorator, pervert, pornographer   Sodomite, sex fiend, mincing, limpy-wrist   Scat-nosed poof prince, a resident of Castro   And president of the united states of love   Said president of the united states of love      If you ask me to dinner you'd better feed me   Honeydew, penne pasta, goat cheese, herbal tea   Some Perrier (so you say), some quiche lorraine (so you say)   Focaccia (so you say), radicchio (so you say)   If you don't watch out this bogeyman will get you   Ooooooooh, yeah   Ooooooooh, yeah   So you say!