Steve had a big commotion   didn't need no suntan lotion   he was doing fine with what he had   and off his melting jaw   all the wonderful things he saw   and the free hair growing on his sandwich   he looked out on the fairground   with the spinning things spinning all around   and he felt the food going down and coming back   and on top of the ferris wheel   he threw up on the heel    of the beautiful girl who was laughing   there must have been some pizza   and there must have been some fries   and there must have been some tequila   must have been some wine.   There must have been some falafels   and there must have been some beer   and there must have been some bagels   you could see it so clear.   And there must have been some pickles   and there must have been some sauerkraut   and there must have been some catfish   when he laid his burden down   pineapples, mangoes, cottage cheese and caramel candy   garlic, spam and kool-aid   bananas, fudge, popcorn, catsup and mustard   oh, he really threw up! he threw up all over the place!   he really threw it! he got really sick   Steve threw up!   na na na, na na na   etc.