You work in the village shop   Putting a poster up   Dreaming of anything, dreaming of the time   When you are free from all the trouble you're in      In the mud, on your knees   Trying hard not to please   Anyone, all the time being a rebel's fine   But you go all the way to being brutal      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a boy tonight   On the first bus out of town   On the first bus out of town      Let's see your kit for games   All the girls look the same   You are challenging style for running miles   You're running miles in some boys jumper      Boo to the business world   You know a girl who's tax free on her back   And making plenty of cash   While you are working for the joy of giving      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a girl tonight   And you hope that they will see   Yeah, you hope that they will see      You will have a boy tonight   Maybe you will have a girl tonight   On the last bus out of town   On the last bus out of town      You are in two minds   You're tossing a coin to decide   Whether you should tell your folks   About a dose of thrush you got from licking railings      But you read in a book   That you got free in boots   There are lotions, there are potions you can take   To hide your shame from all those prying eyes      Lazy Jane, all the time painting lines   You are sleeping at bus stops   Wondering how you got your name   And what you're going to do about it      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a girl tonight   And you hope that they will see   And you hope that they will see      You will have a boy tonight   Maybe you will have a girl tonight   On the last bus out of town   On the last bus out of town      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a girl tonight   And you hope that they will see   And you hope that they will see      You will have a boy tonight   Maybe you will have a girl tonight   On the last bus out of town   On the last bus out of town