Working the village shop   Putting a poster up   Dreaming of anything   Dreaming of the time when you are free from all the trouble you're in      In the mud, on your knees   Trying hard not to please   Anyone, all the time   Being a rebel's fine   But you go all the way to being brutal      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a boy tonight   On the first bus out of town   On the first bus out of town      So let's see your kit for games   All the girls look the same   You are challenging styles for running miles   You're running miles in some boys jumper      Boo to the business world!   You know a girl who's tax free on her back and making   Plenty cash   While you are working for the joy of giving      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a boy tonight   On the last bus out of town   On the last bus out of town      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a girl tonight   And you hope that they will see   And you hope that they will see      You are in two minds   Tossing a coin to decide whether you should tell your folks   About a dose of thrush you got when licking railings      But you read in a book   That you got free in Boots   There are lotions, there are potions   You can take to hide your shame from all those prying eyes      Lazy Jane, all the time   Painting lines   You are sleeping at bus stops   Wondering how you got your name   And what you're going to do about it      You will have a boy tonight   You will have a boy tonight   On the last bus out of town   On the last bus out of town      You will have a boy tonight   Baby, you will have a girl tonight   On the last bus out of town   On the last bus out of town      etc