I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress   There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning   How will I get there?   I don't do drugs   All my friends are on their holidays      I go outside, it's not so bad   I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that   The girls were holding hands   The girls are holding hands   Don't be a fool   It's 1995, the girls are just friends      They got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any   All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny   How will I get one? I don't know   How will I get one? I don't know   How will I get her to strike a pose?      It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus   I saw my friend when she's finished working   Get some fish and chips   What's on the box?   'Man about the house' with Paula Wilcox      You see the boy/girl's at the bar   Everyone thinks she's really ugly   But I shut my eyes   I make a film   And the star of it is Photo Jenny