I'm 'trolling food court for girls   Yeah, it's the best job in the world   They know they're safe with me   They love my little mustache   They love a man in uniform   Oh      With my sunglass they can't   See what I'm really looking at   And as they're walking by   I whisper through my doughnut   Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire      How long must this day go on?   I got to stand here two more hours till I   Punch the clock   How long must this day go on?      No kid, they don't give me a gun   I don't get paid enough to run   So you can call me what you want   I'll be hanging at the check out   Checking out your girlfriend   Figure out how she's going to fit all of that   Butt into that underwear - yeah   Yeah      Hey girl if you can't recall   Where you parked your daddy's car   Then I could help you out   All alone in this   Great big mall   Oh      How long must this day go on?   I got to stand here two more hours   Till it's Miller Time   How long must this day go on?   Whoa oh oh, oh oh      I'm 'trolling food court for girls      I whisper through my doughnut   I whisper through my doughnut   I whisper through my doughnut   Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby   Light that   Light that ass on fire      Alright, that's good