Adelaide   On a plane   Far from the United States   Of LA   Dropping in from outer space   Takes a day   Now I see the bogans   At the motor race   Here you know the world could turn   Or crash and burn   And you would never know it   Going where the air is clear   There's better beer in Adelaide      Charlie L. Smith's forty   Someone spiked my rice   The rest, history   Now I am a fixture down      Rundle Mall   Watching as the locals pass   Silver balls   I can see their eyes around   They're pointed down   They scan the spanning sidewalks   Learning that there is no hurry   Fuss or worry   Adelaide      It's raining   In Adelaide   A face is waiting in a window   A voice says   Why Adelaide   You could live anywhere and I say   Because I want to   Because I want to   I really really want to      And you know the earth could turn   Or crash and burn   And you would never know it   Really got to make it to the finish line   Get the record done on time   Pack the bags   And catch a flight   And you can kiss my ass goodbye   On Adelaide   Adelaide   Adelaide   Adelaide