Surprise, party   Yeah, we just thought we'd drop in   Where's your icebox?   Where's the punch?   Eww, hows the Tofu      Who's to blame, when parties really get out of hand?   Who's to blame, when they get poorly planned?   Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ooo      Crashers get bombed, slobs make a mess   Ya know, sometimes they'll even ruin your wife's dress   Crashers gettin' bombed, who's to blame?   Can you pull it back in line?   Can you salvage it in time?      What can you do to save a party?   Parcheesi? Charades? A spur-of-the-moment?   Scavenger hunt, or Queen of the Nile?, wooh   Who turned out the lights?, wooh      Bombed, crashers gettin' bombed   Crasher's gettin' bombed   Bombed, bombed, bombed   Now, who's to blame      Who's to blame, when situations degenerate?   Disgusting things you'd never anticipate   Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh      People get sick, they play the wrong games   Ya know, it can ruin your name   Crashers gettin' bombed, who's to blame?   Can you pull it back in line?   Can you salvage it in time?      Wooh   It shouldn't be difficult   Try not to condemn   Okay, who ordered pizza      I'll be tactful when making the rounds   Be tactful when making the rounds   And maybe you can save a   Party gone out of bounds   Party gone out of bounds      Party gone out of bounds   Gone out of bounds   Party gone out of bounds   Gone out of bounds