when i got to the party   they gave me a forty   and i must have been thirsty   'cause i drank it so quickly      when i got to the bedroom   there was somebody waiting   and it isnt my fault   that the barbarian raped me      when i went to get tested   i brought along my best friend   melissa mahoney   who had once been molested      and she knew how to get there   she knew all the nurses   they were all really friendly   but the test came back positive      oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care   oh i just sent a letter in the mail      when i got my abortion   i brought along my boyfriend   we got there an hour   before the appointment      and outside the building   there were all these annoying   fundamentalist christians   we tried to ignore them      oh, oh, ive hadbetter days but i dont care   oasis got my letter in the mail      when vacation was over   the word was all over   that i was a crackwhore   melissa had told them      and so now were not talking   except we have tickets   to see blur in october   and i think were still going      oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care   oh i just got a letter in the mail      oasis sent a photograph   its autographed and everything   melissa's gonna wet herself, i swear