Yea   You're coming off like you're Van Damme   You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am   You've got names like Billy Ray   Now you sing 'Hip Hop Hooray'      Put your Oakley's, stone wash on   Watching MTV and you watch on   And #1 on the side and don't touch the back   And #6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack      Mullet head, don't touch the back   Cut the sides, don't touch the back   Cut the sides, don't touch the back   Cut the sides and don't touch the back      Shiny chrome rims never rusted   Driving through the tunnel and you might get busted   Never trusted, mullet head   You know you took that girl to bed      Cruising 8th Street, Saturday night   And trying to find a head shop, looking to fight   You've got that stonewash derriere, yeah   Spike the top because the week-end is here      You wanna know what's a mullet?   Well, I got a little story to tell   About a hair style that's way of life   Have you ever seen a mullet wife?      Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee   'Cause you don't know about the mullet head   Cruise in my IROC, stonewash on my cock   Got it like that 'cause I'm the mullet head   Put me on trial, I'm worth your while   Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the mullet man      Got The New York Post, read that story   About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory   They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl   Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world      A real lover man, a real Casanova   Joey got horny and now he's over   Amy got pissed, shot his wife   Joey goes to jail for the rest of his life      Cut the sides, don't touch the back   The back, the back   [Incomprehensible]