Pardon me Miss   But I've never done this with a real live girl   What could be harmful in holding an armful   Of real live girl?      Pardon me if your affectionate squeeze   Fogs up my goggles and buckles my knees   I'm simply drowned in the sound   And the sight and the scent and the feel of a real live girl      Nothing can beat getting swept off your feet   By a real live girl   Dreams in your bunk don't compare with a hunk   Of a real live girl      Girls were too girlish was once my belief   What a reversal and what a relief!   I'll take the flowering hat and the towering heel   And the squeal of a real live girl      I've seen photographs and facsimiles   That have set my heart off in a whirl   But I'd overlook everyone in the book   For a real live girl      Take your Venetian or Roman or Grecian   Ideal live girl   Go be a holdout for Helen of Troy   I am a healthy American boy      And I'd rather gape at the dear   Little shape of the stern   And the keel of a real live   Full-time vocational, all-operational girl