(Hi there Tex, what you say?)   Step Aside partner, it's my day   Bend an ear, and listen to my version   OF A REALLY SOLID TENNESSEE EXCURSION   Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?   (Yes, Yes, Track 29)   Hey would you give me a shine?   (Can you afford to board Chattanooga Choo-Choo?)   I got my fare   AND JUST THE TRAVEL TO SPARE   You leave the Pennsylvania Station by a quarter to four   You read a magazine and then your in Baltimore   Dinner in a diner   Nothing could be finer   AND THEN TO HAVE A HAMMER IN THE CAROLINA   When you hear the whistle blowing into the bar   Then you know the Tennessee is not very far   Shove a all the coal in   Gotta keep a rollin'   WOO-WOO CHATTANOOGA THERE YOU ARE   There's gonna be   A certain party at the station   Satin and Lace (Ooh)   I use to call funny face (Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo)   She's gonna cry   Tha I promise to never ever roll,   SO CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO   won't you choo choo me home   (Chattanooga Chattanooga)   All aboard   (Chattanooga Chattanooga)   Get aboard   (Chattanooga Chattanooga)   CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO   won't you Choo-Choo me home   CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO   let's dance