Politically correct and mentally erect   I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best   But life ain't nothin' but a bowl a grits   And this United States proud crap makes me sick      People tell me to make a name for yourself   'Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell   I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can   But I'll never understand      It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage   I can't survive this day and age   Home of the free   Land of the brave   I can't survive this day and age   It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage      I'll take a work strike over a tax hike   Any day of the year   And I don't care about anything   As long as those striking ain't bottling beer      Give me a gun let's go get the businessman   He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens   I've got a green man in my backyard   This time the government has gone too far      It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage   I can't survive this day and age   Home of the free   Land of the brave   I can't survive this day and age   It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage      It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage   I can't survive this day and age   Home of the free   Land of the brave   I can't survive this day and age   It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage      Minimum wage   Minimum wage