When I saw her it was love at first sight   Her hair was blonde and her jeans were tight   So how about tonight?   She said she didn't know   Too much about me or my dating history   She said no and she's sorry      Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   I've waited, oh, so long   And I'm thinking something's wrong      So I decided to one day go and drop by   To feel her up and just say, "Hi"   So how about tonight?   She gave me the same no as before   Don't understand it anymore   Her father showed me the door      Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   I've waited oh so long   And I'm thinking something's wrong      Do you think she'll wanna go?   Truthfully no   I hear she's on the rag   What a drag      She said she's grounded   Dude, I doubt it   On top of that she's sick   Bullshit      Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   I've waited, oh, so long      Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   Why can't you go out with me?   I've waited, oh, so long   I've waited, oh, so long   And that's the end of this song