If there was a girl tonight, a hot chick I don't know   Decides to come and see our corny show   And moves to the front with no panties on   And I get hard and lower my guitar      And I'd go get her    We'd leave together   I'd get under that sweater tonight   My dream couldn't be wetter   It was real I'd tell her   I should've known better tonight, tonight      Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen   And girls that rock are one in a million   It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'   So maybe I should just keep dreamin'      And at the bar a girl, she wants me I just know   And she's the type that turns down guys and so   She sits down and crosses her legs slow   She turns around to see my full on bone      And I'd go get her    We'd leave together   I'd get under that sweater tonight   My dream couldn't be wetter   It was real I'd tell her   I should've known better tonight, tonight      Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen   And girls that rock are one in a million   It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'   So maybe we should just be fuh-riends, fuh-riends