If I was a guy   I'd get to wear the pants   Making all the decisions   Asking girls to dance, yeah yeah      If I was a guy   I'd be my biggest fan   I'd be the skinny lead singer   In a garage band, yeah yeah      I'd say c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon   C'mon here girl   Let me show you something   I'm gonna rule your world      I'd say gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme   Gimme some of your love   I'd be the only one girl   That you'd be thinking of      If I was a guy   I would do lots of chicks   Yeah I would be so horny   And we'd think with our dicks, yeah yeah      If I was a guy   I'd hang with all my boys   Maybe talk about girls   Like they were boy toys, yeah yeah      I'd say c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon   C'mon here girl   Let me show you something   I'm gonna rule your world      I'd say gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme   Gimme some of your love   I'd be the only one girl   That you'd be thinking of      Baby, I'll chase you down   Maybe I'll stick around   Maybe I'll hang around with you   For a week or two      Then baby I'll get bored   You're gonna be ignored   Gonna let you down, yeah girls   That's what all guys do   I'm talking to you      If I was a guy   I said if I was a guy   If I was a guy   Hey guy