MICKEY    IF I WAS LIKE HIM    I'D KNOW ALL THE RIGHT WORDS       EDWARD    IF I WAS LIKE HIM    I'D KNOW SOME REAL BIRDS    APART FROM THOSE IN MY DREAMS    AND IN MAGAZINES    JUST LOOK AT HIS HAIR       MICKEY    HIS HAIR'S DARK AND WAVY       EDWARD    IT JUST ISN'T FAIR       MICKEY    MINE'S THE COLOUR OF GRAVY       EDWARD/MICKEY    EACH PART OF HIS FACE    IS IN JUST THE RIGHT PLACE, IS    HE LAUGHING AT ME       EDWARD    AT MY NOSE, DID HE NOTICE       MICKEY    I SHOULD WEAR A BRACE       EDWARD    THAT I'VE GOT HALITOSIS       MICKEY/EDWARD    WHEN NATURE PICKED ON ME    SHE CHOSE TO STICK ON ME       EDWARD    EYES THAT DON'T MATCH       MICKEY    I'VE GOT EARS THAT STAND OUT       EDWARD/MICKEY    SHE PICKED THE WRONG BATCH    WHEN SHE HANDED MINE OUT    AND THEN SHE ATTACKED ME    WITH PERMANENT ACNE       EDWARD    I WISH I WAS A BIT LIKE    WISH THAT I COULD SCORE A HIT LIKE    BE JUSTA LITTLE BIT LIKE       MICKEY/EDWARD    THAT GUY    THAT GUY       MICKEY    I WISH THAT I COULD BE LIKE    JUST A LITTLE LESS LIKE ME       EDWARD    LIKE THE KINDA GUY I SEE, LIKE       EDWARD/MICKEY    THAT GUY    THAT GUY