Like to think I'm the best there is   At putting myself down   Here's to looking at trading places   With anyone in town      The way you light that cigarette   Smoke never hits your eyes   Wishing I was you   You're the best guy      So good looking and confident   When you're lacking personality   Nothing matters when you back it up   With five beers, a line of speed      Scintillating conversation   I know that I should try   Wishing I was you   You're the best guy      Now I stand in front of you   I hope that I could die   Wishing I was you   You're the best guy      As many friends as there are bodies placed   In your field of view   Does that explain why I'm so incensed   When you do the things you do?      Jealousy's the most destructive   A bitter waste of time   Wishing I was you   You're the best guy      Now I stand in front of you   I hope that I could die   Wishing I was you   You're the best guy      Well, I lost faith in everything   I severed all my ties   Wishing I was you   You're the best guy