Adam was a gardener   And Eve, she was his spouse,   They lost their jobs by stealing fruit    And went to keeping house.   There it was a quiet one   And peaceful in the main,   Until they had a baby boy and   Went to raising Cain.      Young folks, old folks,   Everybody come.   Come on o'er to our place   And make yourself at home.   But please check your chewing gum   And razors at the door,   We'll tell you Bible stories   That you never heard before.      Esau was a farmer of a    Wild and woolly make;   His daddy gave him half the farm   And half to Brother Jake;   But Esau saw that his title,   It wasn't very clear,   So he sold his half to Brother Jake   And said he didn't 'keer.'      Young folks, old folks,   Everybody come.   Come on o'er to our place   And make yourself at home.   But please check your chewing gum   And razors at the door,   We'll tell you Bible stories   That you never heard before.      Daniel was a smartypants who   Wouldn't obey the King;   The King got mad and said he wouldn't   Stand for such a thing;   He chucked him down a manhole   With lions underneath,   But Daniel was a dentist, and   He pulled the lions' teeth.      Young folks, old folks,   Everybody come.   Come on o'er to our place   And make yourself at home.   But please check your chewing gum   And razors at the door,   We'll tell you Bible stories   That you never heard before.      Jonah was an emigrant,   So tells the Bible tale;   He bought a one-way ticket on   A trans-Atlantic whale;   But the whale's interior   Was cramped, at very best,   So Jonah pressed the button -- and   The whale, he did the rest.      Young folks, old folks,   Everybody come.   Come on o'er to our place   And make yourself at home.   But please check your chewing gum   And razors at the door,   We'll tell you Bible stories   That you never heard before