Julius Caesar came, saw, conquered, went away   'Cause it rained here all the time   Too many sniffs and colds   Got up his Roman nose   So he left it all behind for Eric the gardener to find   Eric the gardener    Eric the gardener will find Eric the gardener      Julius Caesar knew that when his life was through   Something of him would stay behind   Not in a roman tomb or an italian womb   But buried deep in English slime   For Eric the gardener to find    Eric the gardener    Eric the gardener will find Eric the gardener      Julius Caesar sleeps soundly beneath your feet   With the rest of humankind   Dig deep and dig some more    Dig to the planet's core   Dig 'til you've gone out of your mind   But all you will ever find is Eric the gardener   All you can ever hope to find is Eric the gardener