When she was just a girl she became a woman of the world   Soon there wasn't room enough for her   in between the bosoms of her family   She popped the cork, got on the Greyhound to New   York   Small-talked her way round just the sort   of playboys' playground she'd once dreamed about      Maybe I love her, but I'm jealous of her   She's a woman of the world      She's a fake sure but she's a real fake   On the make making up for lost time   Just you wait hey, give the girl a break   And a fifty dollar bill will see to that   That ain't enough to feed the cat   Serve up the rats and super rats   Well they just get fatter while she fades away      Maybe I love her 'cause I'm jealous of her   She's a woman of the world   Maybe I hate her 'cause I didn't create her   It's human nature girl   Maybe I'll suffer just to be her lover   just to be part of her world   Maybe I need her, because I want to be her   baby can I be your girl?   Maybe I'll kill her, just trying to thrill her   if she don't kill me first      We're making eye-contact   Oh those hypnotic eyes attract such philanthropic flies   That's that, you cannot stop it so why the devil do you try?