When you hang by a thread   Strange things go through your head   What was in that woodshed?   Will death be gentle?   "Better to live one day like a lion   Than a thousand sheepishly"   Say dead oriental   I'm a thrillseeker honey - I can't help it   I would kill for that feeling now I've felt it   I'm a thrillseeker      If you live by the sword   You will reap your reward   Death by faulty rip-cord or loose karabiner   But it's my absolute right   To kill myself if I like   And now it looks like I might have finally succeeded   And I don't care      When they finally come   I'll be stuck there like gum   Frying under the sun "eggs over easy"   But it's my triumph of will   Just to stay alive 'til   They've spent several million trying to save me   Albeit vainly   I don't want your money   I'm a thrillseeker honey - I can't help it   I'd kill for that feeling now I've felt it   It's the cruelest of hands but I've been dealt it   I can see it, I can feel it, I hear it   Here it comes......