oye vieja ven paca    porque estas enojada eh   y u mad?   well maybe if you stayed home more and didnt go out with your friends   id be more happier      so now i got to depend on your sister   dont get crazy with her   she just helping me out   oye i wrote a song about her   mira      once a week she cooks tamales    in her cocina in    the kitchen there i see ju girl   tell me can we start eating    me dijo no      you see my jaina dont like she is doin    cause her hermana gets attention   now my lady wants to throw me out the house because i mentiond      that im in love with her sister   shes cookin shes lookin real firme   baby please take it easy      im in love with your sister      she washes the dishes with soap and    she washes my socks and calcones   im in love with your sister    no complaining im saying she staying   she even beat me at playstation   im in love with your sister    she watches novelas george lopez   por favor mija no llorez      (memo)   shes every vatos dream    shes gods gift to earth    shes not dat pretty   but beauty dont only come in skirts   shes not a freaky jaina   but she knows aunt jemima   girl cook me breakfast she knows memo is a hardcore rhymer   not your memo keep it ghetto ven heremana yo te quiero    let me see that recipe i want you standing next to me    eating rice and menudo    she know she got me when crudo   thats all i got to say bout that girl      that im in love with your sister   shes cookin shes lookin real firme   baby please take it easy            (chingo)   im in love with your sister      she washes the dishes with soap and    she washes my socks and calcones   im in love with her sister    no complaining im saying she staying   she even beat me at playstation   im in love with your sister    she watches novelas george lopez   por favor mija no llorez      im i love with you sister      (sister1)   Diana sabes que? what u been lookin for my man for eh?   (sister 2)   'cause u aint got no food at your house   (sister1)   what chu mean i aint got no food at my house?   (sister 2)   feedin all those babies u got 'cause u been sleepin around   (sister1)   dont even b talkin to me about sleeping around!   (sister 2)   why your man at my house all the time?   (sister1)   girl didnt u just hear mi i said i got enchaladaz at my house for him   (sister 2)   enchaladaz made out of what?   (sister1)girl u dont need my recipe   (sister2)no i think he likes comming to my house 'cause i do his dishez i do his laundry   (Sister 1)any ways im the only one that does his laundry and cooks his food   (sister2)   or so u thought!!         'cause im in love with your sister   shes cookin shes lookin real firme   baby please take it easy      im love with your sister      she washes the dishes with soap and    she washes my socks and calcones   im in love with her sister    no complaining im saying she staying   she even beat me at playstation   im in love with your sister    she watches novelas george lopez   por favor mija no llorez      im in love with your sister      (chingo ang jaina talk)   so there it is right there mija u understand me dont b mad u noe i luv u so what u gunna do leave? fine il catch u laters   (she leaves door slames)